I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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