So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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