you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she peed on how many people?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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