And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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