Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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