her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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