It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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