I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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