Define "chronic" masturbator.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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