I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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