I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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