he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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