yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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