STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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