and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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