there was a trapeze. enough said
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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