Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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