IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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