So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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