i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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