The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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