we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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