Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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