He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Randomize
