Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I need a beard to bite.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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