Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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