I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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