From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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