plz talk dirty to me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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