you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
this will be a night to untag.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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