The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I just googled if crying burns calories
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
