Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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