i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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