Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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