Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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