Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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