I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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