i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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