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you win
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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