I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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