can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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