Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
birth control should be required to get into college
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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