Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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