They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she smelled like a LAN party
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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