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So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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