Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I need a burrito and a hug.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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