Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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