she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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