your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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