end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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